For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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