Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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