It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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