i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
foreskin is a definite game changer
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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