Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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