Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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