I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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