at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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