come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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