How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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