at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
