sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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