I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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