Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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