I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
why is half of my head shaved?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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