So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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