I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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