How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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