very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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