Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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