? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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