love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
i think im in europe. pls send help
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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