its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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