it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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