The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
