Non-Jews are for practice
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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