I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
