But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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