Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
