I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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