He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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