nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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