I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
