when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Randomize
