why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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