we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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