OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
it's like heaven, but drunker
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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