Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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