Im at strip club and am horny
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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