Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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