no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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