So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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