i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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