I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
