But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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