I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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