found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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