And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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