3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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