i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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