I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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