it was like having sex with a tree stump
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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