I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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