At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
